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Episode 18: "Call Me Shellfish"
Intro: It took 2 false alarms, but we made it. Wikipedia originally suggested there would be 13 total episodes. Then, to the distress of...
May 9, 20228 min read


Episode 17: "Call Me Flatch"
Episode Recap: Kat and Randi are at the cafe. Some young people come through and invite them to hang out. When they leave, Nick arrives...
May 9, 20222 min read


Episode 16: “Call Me What the Kat Dragged In”
Episode Recap: Oscar comes over to Kat’s to drop off a bag of her stuff. Kat asks if they can talk but Oscar is not in the mood to talk...
Apr 24, 20222 min read


Episode 15: “Call Me Tiny Boo-Boo”
Episode Recap: Kat is at the cafe with Randi and Phil. She tells them that she kissed Max. She says it was really confusing. Oscar walks...
Apr 24, 20222 min read


Episode 14: “Call Me Cupid”
Episode Recap: Oscar is telling Kat about someone named Nicole that he wants to set Max up with. Kat suggests they go on a double date....
Apr 24, 20222 min read


Episode 13: “Call Me a Kingbirdie”
Episode Recap: Randi, Kat, Carter, and Max are all at the bar. A young social media celebrity singer named Pippa walks in. Apparently her...
Apr 24, 20222 min read


Episode 12: “Call me a McCluckhead”
Episode Recap: We open to Max and Randi’s new apartment housewarming. Sheila tells Kat that she met someone at the supermarket who asked...
Apr 10, 20222 min read


Episode 11: “Call Me the Bad Boy of Cheese”
Episode Recap: Phil, Kat, and Randi are at the cafe. Carter asks if anyone has seen the massive dog tied up outside. Kat asks the crowd...
Apr 10, 20222 min read


Episode 10: “Call Me Katzilla”
Episode Recap: Oscar and Kat are in her apartment. Randi barges in to share some good news. Randi submitted an application for Kat’s...
Apr 10, 20223 min read


Episode 9: “Call Me Irresponsible”
Episode Recap: Carter gets spooked by a noise in the bar and runs over to the cafe, telling Phil that he thinks there’s a ghost in the...
Apr 10, 20223 min read


Episode 8: “Call Me Señor Don Gato”
Episode Recap: Everyone is at the bar except for Randi, who is dialing in virtually. Max is playing a recorded version of one of his...
Apr 10, 20224 min read


Episode 7: “Call Me Cupcake”
There were originally 13 episodes commissioned for this season. I must have an arch-nemesis with strong ties to subpar television...
Apr 10, 20225 min read


Episode 6: “Call Me Unfaithful”
Intro: I’m 100% exhibiting bully psychology - channeling my rage from being bullied myself via this punishment and taking it out on a...
Feb 23, 20225 min read


Episode 5: “Call Me Your Biggest Fan”
Intro: When I think about football, fantasy football comes to mind. And fantasy football makes me think about Call Me Kat. Roots of...
Feb 14, 20226 min read


Episode 4: “Call Me Forty”
Intro: Each week with Kat is a new rock bottom. I’ve learned that “low point” is a relative term, and low points breed desperation. In...
Feb 3, 20224 min read


Episode 3: “Call Me a Sporty Giant”
Intro: You won’t hear me argue that I shouldn’t have lost. Did 80% of my originally drafted team land on IR just as the season was...
Jan 27, 20225 min read


Episode 2: “Call Me By My Middle Name”
Intro: Alas, the level of effort that went into posts 1 & 2 was highly unsustainable. It also sends the wrong signal about my interest in...
Jan 25, 20226 min read


Episode 1: "Call Me Kerfufled"
Note - I was originally planning to title each of these blog posts with a satirical version of the episode’s actual title, but it turns...
Jan 12, 20228 min read


Intro: When Brilliant Skews Sadistic
My "friend group" fantasy football punishment this year is to watch a full season of an abysmally bad TV sitcom and write/post a blog for...
Jan 8, 20223 min read
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